I Am Number 4 Movie Review

So I went and watched I Am Number 4 last night and I have to admit that it was probably a bit better than what I expected it to be. The movie wasn't too long, going at 104min I believe, and had better acting compared to most of the movies today. Being rated PG-13, they didn't really show it in this film, which kind of sucks. Nevertheless, the film was full of sci-fi action and a little romance, with a believable story and plot.

Overall Grade: B

WTF

At what point does a child start to wonder "how in the hell does a crab have a whale for a daughter?"

Johanson Finds This Funny

Ian Bugbee Loves His Men

 

 

Ian talking to his General before battle

 

 

 

 

 

Ian Bugbee loves his men. More specifically his Imperial Guard (Warhammer 40k army). he loves his men so much that he gave all of them names. He can be seen talking to his one of his many general models above. Ian can not only remember the made up fluff of his men, but can recall what each individual model has done in each and every model.

Ian often makes fun of Charlie King for :forcing fluff and character unto his models, which could in turn be a direct reason for charlie usually sucking so bad with all of his armies, with the exception of daemons (which isn't really hard to win with).

Ian's Warhammer Fantasy Battles Armies are full of fluff as well. His dwarf army more than others. But the most interesting Character is his Slann Mage-Priest, which happens to be a giant talking frog that he painted yellow and it sits on a floating stone chair. Ian has even named the little pet sitting on his lap. Although I cannot remember its name, I can assure you its name and story are way more interesting then any of Charlie King's guys and all the shows on MTV.

In conclusion, Ian's men are powerful! So beware of his men and be sure to notice the color of a squad his friend calls "the porch monkeys".

Israel not Palestine

Cowards, send a little boy to do their dirty work

Palestinians are nothing but a group of losers. Quite literally.....losers! Honestly both sides can give legitimate claim to the "promise land", but only the victors get to claim it for their own. Being the huge military historian that I am, allow me to tell you how many wars the Palestinians have won against the Israelis......1 less than 1.

Today, Palestinian "freedom fighters" use the highly populated areas of the West Bank and Gaza Strip as meat shields. They purposefully set up their rockets and mortars next to schools, markets, and hospital. Even with a laser guided bomb, civilian causalities are bound to be high. Then they try to use the media as a tool against Israel, try to tell the world that they are bombing innocent civilians.

The Palestinians had many opportunities to become a nation. The 6 day war for example, the Palestinians along with half the middle east had Israel out gunned 20:1. Yet, they still got their asses kicked. If that doesn't deserve your respect for Israel, I don't know what does. Even if the Palestinians did get a nation, then what? You're just giving them the right to have a standing army then. It would only makes things worse. The arguing and fighting of land would never end.

In my opinion, Palestinians should do one of three things:

1. Become Israeli citizens and be governed by Israel (like some Arabs already have)
2. Become residents of a neighboring countries
3. Fight to the death in a total war with Israel (thus killing yourselves)

No Arms, No Legs, No Worries!

A few questions

1. Do people shake your stub?
2. Does your dog chew on your stub?
3. Do you worship God with your stub?
4. How the hell did you manage to learn how to swim without drowning?

Foot Fetishism

Yummy

For thousands of years men and women alike have been attracted to each others feet. I believe it was Forest Gump's Mother that said "you can tell a lot about a person from their shoes", this rule of thumb I assure you still works with peoples feet. If you see a girl with clean feet and well groomed nails, then you know she probably takes good care of the rest of her body. Even Jesus had a thing for feet. Jesus had his feet washed with a woman"s tears. Actually, most people in the bible did. Do you have any idea to how many people washed each others feet in the bible?......The answer is a lot!

 Flip Flops, Leggings and Heels have all been created for one purpose; to make feet sexy. Think about it. Why else would a girl have so many different shoes and heels? It's obvious that women think about the appeal of feet. Now men on the other hand, not so much. Yea, men may get the clippers out here and there and maybe go to the nail salon a few times (if they're really gay). But men honestly don't give a shit.

A man was once asked if he had sexual relations with his girlfriend's (Cassandra Skinner) feet. This man then answered rather loudly "yes I did" and was later trying to explain how they tasted like fingers.

Although clean feet can be very attractive and nice to snuggle with, they're far less important to me than most other parts of a woman's body. Lips, Eyes, Hair and Ass all come before the feet for me.